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In Ninja News: Ninja Impaled on Fence

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2293045156_bbf1d06a46It’s sad but this isn’t the first time a ninja has gotten national news coverage for… well- being bad at being a ninja. A Seattle man was put into intensive care this passed Tuesday after failing an attempt at jumping a 5 foot tall fence and impaling himself on its ridges. Police say the man was “overconfident” and that alcohol was likely involved. When will these ninjas ever learn? Here are some other ninja stories that have appeared in the past year or so.

Ninja 1: The Gun Totin’ Ninja

Ninja 2: The Accidental Ninja

Ninja 3: The (Technically Samurai) Killer Ninja

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