C.S. Brown

Editor

Everyone secretly thinks he’s dyslexic but lets him pretend that he’s editor anyway. This guy didn’t even start the magazine, he won it in a rigged Russian Roulette contest that he still lost, but missed and hit the other guy. He should’ve died instead.

Peter Kuhn

Executive Officer

Peter Kuhn really likes long walks on the beach. He’s got an exceptionally large penis for a white guy. Every piece he’s ever written is actually typed using the rumblings from the massive dickquakes he causes during erection.

Dan Zubryzcki

Executive Officer

This guy pisses everyone off perpetually. Seriously… look at his face. Look at his fucking face.

Colin Kerrigan

Music Editor

We found this guy walking the streets alone and drunk after a Radiohead concert. He had a pacifier in his mouth and wouldn’t stop talking about how much the drawings of Henry Darger and how they retroactively liberated Hitler’s repressed emotions of childhood. After he got done pissing on Johnny Greenwood’s guitar, we asked him onto our side.

Heath Khan

Film Editor

We actually don’t know who this guy is. He logged into our account one day and we decided to keep him on. We still don’t know what he does or why he’s here, but he’s an ok guy.

Cory Sutton

Head of Design

Stole his shit off the internet and just decided to give him credit.

Bridget Sopko

Resident Columnist

Don’t mind that look. That’s just her face.

Matt Jones-Barlow

Film Columnist

Matt is the Head of the English Division of NAMBLA. And, aside from little boys, Matt likes to write film critiques and short stories.

Jose Diaz

Resident Columnist

Lauren Gruber

Fiction Columnist

Resident short story extraordinary and cigarette enthusiast.